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KayvonTV reports from the Toronto Raptors playoff rally @ the ACC and puts a curse on the Orlando Magic led by NBA All-Stars Dwight Howard, Hedo Turkoglu, and Rashard Lewis.

The Toronto Raptors are a professional basketball team based in Toronto, Ontario. They are part of the Atlantic Division of the Eastern Conference in the National Basketball Association (NBA). The team was established in 1995, along with the Vancouver Grizzlies, as part of the NBA's expansion into Canada. Like most expansion teams, the Raptors struggled in their early years, but after the acquisition of Vince Carter through a draft day trade in 1998, the team set league attendance records and made the NBA Playoffs in 2000, 2001, and 2002. After Carter left, Chris Bosh emerged as the team leader, but they continued to struggle. However, with the appointment of Bryan Colangelo as General Manager and a revamp of the roster for the 2006--07 season, they qualified for their first playoff berth in five years and captured their first division title. The Orlando Magic is a professional basketball team based in Orlando, Florida. They play in the Southeast Division of the Eastern Conference of the National Basketball Association (NBA) and are currently coached by Stan Van Gundy. The franchise was founded in 1989 as an expansion franchise and has had such notable NBA stars as Shaquille O'Neal, Anfernee "Penny" Hardaway, Grant Hill, and Tracy McGrady throughout its young history. Dwight Howard starting center 2008 NBA All-Star Game New Orleans 2008 Slam Dunk Contest nba orlando magic playoff toronto raptors playoffs basketball dunk block interview pass funny bosh spurs lakers celtics garnett kobe bosh chris dunk raptor draft nba shoot rebound dribble score legend rally acc air canada center centre toronto ontario canada dwight howard orlando magic superman playoffs round one two champinship finals semi mvp tj ford hornets paul west tyson duncan kobe new small forward sf point guard pg shooting sf power forward hilarious funny spoof mock series kayvontv kvon kavon pistons paul pierce ray allen sixers cavs lebron james denver carmelo iverson magic camby jordan bulls chicago to bird larry nba orlando magic playoff toronto raptors playoffs basketball dunk block interview pass funny bosh spurs lakers celtics garnett kobe bosh chris dunk raptor draft nba shoot rebound dribble score legend rally acc air canada center centre toronto ontario canada dwight howard orlando magic superman playoffs round one two champinship finals semi mvp tj ford hornets paul west tyson duncan kobe new hilarious funny spoof mock series kayvontv kvon kavon pistons paul pierce ray allen sixers cavs lebron james denver carmelo iverson magic camby jordan bulls chicago to bird larry espn highlight wizards pistons philadelphia los angeles lakers la playoffs nba basketball dribble dunk all star game contest three point pointer rare fans nuts screaming cheering load nba national basketball cousy dwight howard rashard lewis orlando magic toronto dunking jam jamming block blocking shoot shooting pass passing raps spurs celtics lebron james lbj cavs jazz hornets mavericks nash suns shaq amare hedo mvp mip roy riley heat wade robinson wilt moses malone karl mailman autographs washington wizards boston tj doc rivers Ray Allen Kevin Garnett Paul Pierce Andrea Bargnani trade traded fired hired wins won slam dunk score crazy sick fast rare raptors shaq wade heat Jose Calderon T.J. Ford Carlos Delfino nash canada ming Jamario Moon perez borat tom green vader funny crocker toronto canadian talks speaks interviews exclusive rare suns nuggets Anthony Parker turkoglu webber kings mavs cuban kidd cater home away court sweep nba nba stern draft live video nets kayvon knicks bulls Pau Gasol Andrew Bynum pippen amazing jumper Lamar Odom jump shoot shot rebound board Kobe Bryant rodman sonics sa hawks rockets mcgrady t-mac lewis tony parker nba playoffs round slamdunk game 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 one two three four five six seven advance utah jazz season final quote foul fight fouling video footage post game interview Chauncey Billups Richard Hamilton Tayshaun Prince game winning nba champs championship final shot wins lakers celtics la kobe Rasheed Wallace Peja Stojakovic Byron Scott Chris Paul David West Doc Rivers Tyson Chandler James Augustine Dwight Howard superman Jameer Nelson Rashard Lewis Hedo Turkoglu Maurice Evans baron davis Stan Van Gundy Tim Duncan Michael Finley Tim Duncan Manu Ginobili verses challange Tony Parker rondo Steve Nash Shaquille O'Neal Amare Stoudemire Carlos Boozer Andrei Kirilenko Jerry Sloan Deron Williams Josh Howard Juwan Howard Jason Kidd Dirk Nowitzki Steve Francis Shane Battier Tracy McGrady Dikembe Mutombo Yao Ming Jeremy Richardson Gilbert Arenas Caron Butler Antawn Jamison Zydrunas Ilgauskas LeBron James Ben Wallace Carmelo Anthony Marcus Camby Allen Iverson Kenyon Martin Andre Iguodala Samuel Dalembert Maurice Cheeks Andre Miller Derek Fisher Phil Jackson Pau Gasol Sam Cassell Kendrick Perkins Rajon Rondo
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Well hopefully the curse works for tonights NBA playoff game folks!!! Hopefully Chris Bosh, TJ Ford, Andrea Bargnani, Anthony Parker, Jose Calderon and the rest of the Toronto Raptors show up tonight for coach Sam Mitchell against the Orlando Magic, led by NBA all-stars, Dwight “Superman” Howard, Hedo Turkoglu, Rashard Lewis, and Jameer Nelson. Sorry I can’t write much write now, I am on my way to my favorite British Pub to watch the game. The Raptors really need the W tonight, so lets go Raptors!!! Superman must die!!

68 Responses to “KayvonTV reports from the Toronto Raptors playoff rally @ the ACC and puts a curse on the Orlando Magic led by NBA All-Stars Dwight Howard, Hedo Turkoglu, and Rashard Lewis.”

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  1. die_die_die says:

    well you wanna pick on orlando and the magic? Let me just say bring kayvon tv to Philly or New York and try and do that shit when the rapros are on the road and lets see what happens. Never do that kinda stupid thing again. Note get your players right next time “moses malone” calling him mailman. i bet you would call Dwight spiderman

  2. Diane says:

    Haahaaha…So your all grown-ups??? ..Should use some of that energy to support what really is needed…like ummm…world peace!!!..~ Peace

  3. Donald Duck says:

    Well Kayvon, You have done it, Mickey Mouse has commited suicide. He tried to reach out to you to take the clip down to no avail.
    Don’t you care that what you have done have caused meyhiem in Disney World? I mean like I have been trying to get Dwights Howards autograph for the past 5 years, watching you burn one was heartbreaking.
    I am off to Denny’s for the wake, Please take the clip down, there has already been enough tragedy in the Magic Kingdom for now,

    Donald Duck

    p.s. The Pistons are whipping the Magic’s asses right now, and I really should be more concerned with that, but at night all I can really think about is KayvonTV

  4. C_Dub says:

    Kayvon didn’t do anything if you watch the video, it’s Raps fans who destroyed the ball. Raps fans acted how fans of any sports team who on the eve of a big time play-off match.
    I think Orlando must be filled with a bunch of cry babies who are ignorant, and filled with anti-Canadian sentiment.

  5. Gotta Sayit says:

    Kayvon, what you did was unsportsmanlike conduct and you should just admit you showed poor judgment in ruining the ball. That’s not how Canadians treat neighbours, not even American ones.

  6. A. F. Stewart says:

    After reading these comments, I think it is just a shame that the Americans have revealed their ignorance, arrogance and prejudice. Is it necessary to trash an entire people and a country just to discuss a basketball game?

    It is so sad and pathetic.

  7. RapsRule says:

    Toronto is way better city then Orlando! we got Kayvon!!

  8. O-Dub says:

    And Toronto has?

    1)
    2)
    3)
    4)
    5)

    Wow, thats amazing.

    Orlando isn’t filled with Rednecks. Its diverse if you ever been here. I’d like this person to pay a visit to Hiawassee, Carvor Shores, Pine Hills, and especially Tangelo Park. He will never be seen again.

    Crybabies? Well…I’m too grown to cry and last I checked, I was American, not Canadian…living in the strongest nation of the world, not in America’s hat.

    Just admit that your kids? Last time I checked, insulting people “IS” childish. What are you doing again?

    We work at where? We have many businesses in Orlando and we aren’t a boring city. If you’ve ever been here, you would know that Universal is the favorite by the locals.

    Pathetic part of Florida? Are you kidding me, we’re the one of the richest parts of the world. What does Toronto rank………….infinity?

    Jeb Bush isn’t our Governor anymore genius LOL!!!

    Vince Carter is the best dunker in the history of the game of basketball. NFL? MLB? NHL? We always will have our college football and only a true redneck would know who Will Farrell is.

    We produced sucky basketball players?

    Vince Carter!!

    Our Downtown area sucks? I’ll give you that but its getting back on its feet with a few high rise condos and renovations to Church Street plus the Magic’s new upcoming Arena.

    I-90??????????????????????????????????????? Where the hell is that?!! Last time I checked it was I-9…………..5!!!!!! This guy should be put in a book with geniuses.

  9. Mickey Mouse says:

    Hi,

    This is Mickey Mouse, Orlando is my home and I am concerned about some comments made by some of your Canadian’s towards it.
    Yes I drive the 1-90, Yes I eat at Denny’s, and Yes I support Jeb Bush!
    I am outraged by the burning of my favorite NBA team’s autographed ball, How could you do such a thing, Donald was so mad that he nearly killed Huey and Doey, he then did a couple lines of coke and raped Louie.
    On belhalf of everyone one of us in the Magic Kingdom, I want to remind KayvonTV that we have no collective sense of humor as a ciy, so please don’t attempt anything like this again, the consenquences could be deadly in imagination land. I haven’t even shown Pluto the clip yet,

    So Canada, Please Have A Heart, Save a Mouse Today, and ban KayvonTV forever,
    Yours Truely,

    Mickey Mouse

  10. Yurkoglu_Murdered_You says:

    LOL, Orlando is pretty lame, but it’s funny to here a canuk lable Orlando backwards. Last time I was in Canada, I saw people, as in plural, as in common place, driving around the “city” with dead animals & antlers strapped to the hood of their cars. They don’t even do that in Arkansas & West Virginia.

    Don’t get so worked up… it’s almost a bit funny. Imagine having all those pro sports teams at your fingertips and still beign shown up by poor little touristy Orlando.

  11. Dave says:

    I thought this might help tone down the rhetoric:

    I grew up in Orlando and while I will agree we have a disproportionite amount of Denny’s per square mile, I think you might want to focus on the fact that our only pro franchise just cut off your teams junk with a butter knife using a bottle of Captain Morgan’s as a pain killer. Look, I’ve been to Canada and I think it’s a beautiful country. But with the exception of the french canadiens (who truly have the worst case of mass identity crisis I’ve ever scene) all of you secretly want to be America’s 51st state.
    By the way, I’ve dated a couple of Canadien women. Both were sweet, beautiful women. But thier idea of a hot steamy night was cuddling up next to the TV and watching “Northern Exposure” while eating breakfast for dinner. Something you can get at any of the 450 Denny’s locations in the Orlando area before going out to any of the 100’s of clubs and having a great time. And you don’t have to wear a bear skin jacket and 15 sweaters to do it. Then the next morning you can nurse your hangover on the beach with a bloody mary and the chick you picked up at the club the night before. Sorry to say, our basketball team is better than yours, and so is our city.

  12. BoshBaby says:

    How many canuks does it take to pop a basketball? 20???

    How many canuks does it take to burn a basketball? lol

  13. SteveO says:

    I am amused that Raptor’s fans are trash talking after being trashed by the mighty Magic, I guess it’s the only thing you poor guys have left.

    Have a nice summer, does it ever get warm up there?

    Go Magic!!

  14. Noah says:

    Wow.. lot’s of bitter people.. from both sides.

    It doesn’t matter where you’re from, folks – there are good people everywhere you go! Toronto fans were loud and proud, you have to hand it to them. Orlando fans are just waking up from a 12 year coma, we’re doing pretty good now that we’re all thawed out! :-)

    All in all, it was a good, hard-fought series. Good luck in the future.

    Peace –
    and Go Magic!

  15. Magic Mike says:

    smooth move losers, magic won

    bring on detroit

    gotta go im gonna be late for work at my company, which is in orlando and a forbes 500

  16. Smitty says:

    None of these idiots has even been to Toronto, like we don’t have clubs, LOL, DPOPE: U R A LOSER!!…..Kayvon U rock!!! Fuk Florida!!

  17. DPope says:

    By the way I have no clue where you came up with I-90. I-4 runs from Daytona through Orlando into Tampa, and if your gonna make fun of something make fun of that, because that highway sucks worse than Bryan Adams Greatest Hits.

  18. DPope says:

    I grew up in Orlando and while I will agree we have a disproportionite amount of Denny’s per square mile, I think you might want to focus on the fact that our only pro franchise just cut off your teams junk with a butter knife using a bottle of Captain Morgan’s as a pain killer. Look, I’ve been to Canada and I think it’s a beautiful country. But with the exception of the french canadiens (who truly have the worst case of mass identity crisis I’ve ever scene) all of you secretly want to be America’s 51st state.
    By the way, I’ve dated a couple of Canadien women. Both were sweet, beautiful women. But thier idea of a hot steamy night was cuddling up next to the TV and watching “Northern Exposure” while eating breakfast for dinner. Something you can get at any of the 450 Denny’s locations in the Orlando area before going out to any of the 100’s of clubs and having a great time. And you don’t have to wear a bear skin jacket and 15 sweaters to do it. Then the next morning you can nurse your hangover on the beach with a bloody mary and the chick you picked up at the club the night before. Sorry to say, our basketball team is better than yours, and so is our city.

  19. Smitty says:

    these Magic fans have no sense of humor!! bunch of wussies

  20. Smitty says:

    Kayvon Keep it up buddy, You are a true Toronto icon!!

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Debut On: April 28th, 2008
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