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Well hopefully the curse works for tonights NBA playoff game folks!!! Hopefully Chris Bosh, TJ Ford, Andrea Bargnani, Anthony Parker, Jose Calderon and the rest of the Toronto Raptors show up tonight for coach Sam Mitchell against the Orlando Magic, led by NBA all-stars, Dwight “Superman” Howard, Hedo Turkoglu, Rashard Lewis, and Jameer Nelson. Sorry I can’t write much write now, I am on my way to my favorite British Pub to watch the game. The Raptors really need the W tonight, so lets go Raptors!!! Superman must die!!
KayvonTV reports from the Toronto Raptors playoff rally @ the ACC and puts a curse on the Orlando Magic led by NBA All-Stars Dwight Howard, Hedo Turkoglu, and Rashard Lewis.
The Toronto Raptors are a professional basketball team based in Toronto, Ontario. They are part of the Atlantic Division of the Eastern Conference in the National Basketball Association (NBA). The team was established in 1995, along with the Vancouver Grizzlies, as part of the NBA's expansion into Canada.
Like most expansion teams, the Raptors struggled in their early years, but after the acquisition of Vince Carter through a draft day trade in 1998, the team set league attendance records and made the NBA Playoffs in 2000, 2001, and 2002. After Carter left, Chris Bosh emerged as the team leader, but they continued to struggle. However, with the appointment of Bryan Colangelo as General Manager and a revamp of the roster for the 2006--07 season, they qualified for their first playoff berth in five years and captured their first division title.
The Orlando Magic is a professional basketball team based in Orlando, Florida. They play in the Southeast Division of the Eastern Conference of the National Basketball Association (NBA) and are currently coached by Stan Van Gundy. The franchise was founded in 1989 as an expansion franchise and has had such notable NBA stars as Shaquille O'Neal, Anfernee "Penny" Hardaway, Grant Hill, and Tracy McGrady throughout its young history.
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I’m sorry Raptor fans. Not only am I the ugliest creepiest looking player in the NBA, but I also just allowed the Magic to analy rape us in 5 games. I heard that Howard guy had three straight 20/20’s at home, that hasn’t been done in over 40 years since Wilt did it. Oh well, I guess I have the entire offseason to get massive plastic surgery so I no longer look like a bobble head doll with a 10 inch noise and pubic hair on my face. I also want to counsel the first group of people interviewed in this video because they haven’t figured out they are white yet. That pretty much wraps up my offseason plans, hopefully next year I’m not so creepy looking and we learn how to play without flopping every five seconds. Oh and Bosh’s softball size adams apple says hello. Go Raptors!
It so funny watching this after WE won the series, and right now you are all crying in your Canadian tuxedos.
What exactly is in Toronto except snow, syrup, hockey, and Celine Deion?
Canada is like the boring 2nd floor apartment above a really good party.
Boshterovic= Idiot.
People from Toronto= New York Wannabes.
Ha Ha Ha….This shit seems to have really ticked of you bunch of you I-90 driving, Sunburnt rednecks off!!….You guys relize that the last time I was in Florida I blinked and MISSED Orlando!!…..Do you even have a downtown?……Your area really sucks….much like the b-ball players you produce (Vince Carter)……you guys are all a bunch of sucky crybabies…..I am willing to bet %85 percent of you work at your local Denny’s and/or Waffle House, while the other %15 percent work at a theme park…..come on Chaz, Russell, LOLZ, Cappacappa and the rest of you idiot Magic fans, just admit that your occupation is to dress up as Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Pluto, etc and entertain the kids…….that is when you are not too busy watching your “great” Orlando Magic play basketball…….You rep a Pathetic part of Florida, a place that gave us such “talents” as Britney Spears, Vince Carter, and Justin Timberlake…..Your town has no NFL, MLB, or NHL teams, you guys are too far down in ‘red-neck” nascar country, shit I would bet that you guys all “loved” the last Will Farrell movie, you guys are nothing but backwards Jeb Bush supportors……Now go watch your Orlando Sun Rays play A ball, I got a Blue Jay game to go to!!
haha your girls are sexy? how can you tell when they’re all wearing big ass jackets and hoods and shit??? down here you can tell because we have this thing called a beach like an hour drive from orlando…you ever heard of one of those? i guess not because in your spare time you dumbfucks make videos like this…yeah howard sucks that’s why he fucked up your entire organization, starting with the coach and so on…go back to singing your dumb fuckin national anthem…o canada? FAGnation
Your an absolute embarrasment mate.
Here’s to hoping you never come back home to England, would love to see you do this outside a soccer game and get beat the shit out of. Shame Magic tore you guys up eh, lets see if you progress through the first round of the playoffs any time soon.
KAYVON UR FUKKIN HILARIOUS !!!! KEEP UP WITH THE CLIPS !!!!
im never going to canada.
^^lol at this clown. Tampa Bay is not a city, it’s a body of water you moron. Jacksonville a real city? It’s a big redneck town, and Miami is almost not even a part of America anymore since 80% of the people there speak spanish. Good try though, and enjoy the Raptors offseason and watching the Magic play in the playoffs.
hey lolz, have you ever even been to Canada? Our women are all very sexy, there is more then enough to go round, and we DON’T all speak french.
Stop taking out your anger at the fact that your city will always be in the shadow of REAL Florida cities like Miami, Jacksonville, and Tampa Bay.
Bet Toronto will get a football team way before your denny’s eating, I-90 driving ass ever does!!
Now go on back to your “all you can eat” buffets and your “President” Bush and leave Kayvon alone.
# Nutty Says:
April 30th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
I guess people have no sense of humor in the Magic kingdom. Lighten up people, Kayvon don’t listen to the hate
# Julie Says:
April 30th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Kayvon I love you and your show, these people are just plain fools!
Nutty and Julie,
No hate. But if you seriously find anything this guy does at all funny, you lives must be in the shitter. Or you live in Canada. Correlation: 100%
Steve,
“Kayvon your show Rocks!!! Don’t listen to these “MICKEY MOUSE†raised Orlando people…You are the man!!…beside what the fuck has Orlando ever won as a city? I mean Orlando is just strip malls and theme parks, WTF?”
I am guessing you are from Toronto just b/c you are the biggest fagget ever. I mean, the fact that you can watch anything this Kayvon doucheface broadcasts and enjoy it just says boundaries to your mental intelligence.
Who the fuck cares what Orlando has ever won. Your from Toronto or better yet Canada, stfu. Go back to your hole and keep praying the NFL gives you a team so you have a reason to live.
Just strip malls and theme parks, eh? Damn right bitch. We live in Florida, fuck yea. I don’t know about your pale, french, pathetic ass but I would rather visit any theme park in Florida than spend 1 hour in your shitty weather. Go back to your fishing hole and drink a moose knuckle. And btw, have you ever been to FL? I guess you have b/c you would realize how sexy the girls are down hear. Another reason to attend theme parks and visit strip malls. I mean what is it? Like 1 girl to every ten guys up there? Factoring out the times when its really a guy who looks like a chick put your Canadian brain won’t realize until you wake up in the morning and see a dick. gg
wow…can i have the last 6 minutes of my life back??? yeah you’ll win the next three? tell me how the rest of your dream went. you classless piece of shit…bring your ass down here the next timeyour pussies wanna get their ass beat…see what happens to you
Kayvon I love you and your show, these people are just plain fools!
All you dumb asses can just suck it. Forget about basketball and stick to what you do best, hockey. Oh wait, there is only one Canadian team left and they aren’t the maple leafs.
Raptors fans, actually all canadians are pathetic losers. Howard the coward? He raped your stupid brains. What a bunch of pussies.
p.s: This kid is extremely annoying. if I ever come across this kid, I’m going to beat the crap out of him.
Actually , I do apologize for my earlier comments.
Just learned out that most of the toronto lovers are retarded. Instead of bashing you retards, we should support any of your idiotics attempts to be normal.
I guess people have no sense of humor in the Magic kingdom. Lighten up people, Kayvon don’t listen to the hate